Welcome to the Monster Raving Loony Party!

We believe in many eccentric ideas to help Britain become a happy (and slightly mental) country!

Here are a few of our key ideas:

> Tax payers to receive Nectar Points from HMRC.

>We will get rid of Trident and replace it with a new Tuning Fork.

>We will reduce the national debt by selling the castles back to the French. (Buyer dismantles)

> Unicorns will become a protected species.

>All Food sold in fast food establishments should be clearly marked “May contain traces of real food”.

>We will instruct the RSPCA to ensure that all meerkats come in twos to enable the public to effectively compare the meerkat.

And remember... Vote for insanity!!!!

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