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83.33 % | What the fuck is this shit? Meh. |
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16.66 % | ....this guy licks the sweat off dead men's balls. I hate this. |
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0.0 % | Not bad man, not bad...I hear ya. I like this. |
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I'm sittin' in the locker room drinkin' my Blue Ribbon and eatin' my peanuts, minding my own ya dig? This jabrone I'm gonna do the job to later comes up all knowin' like, and his face tells me he's about ta blow my mind with some angle I never heard. What follows is a rough account of the conversation.
ME:......*swallowing a mouthful of Pabst and peanuts*.......kid?
KID: Skroooooooote, old dawg, how they hanging? (Idiot Nasally Laugh)
ME: Haw haw haw, funny how ya steal my lines like that, kid.
KID: Uuuhhh yeah...you know just coming over and see if there's anything you want to get in out there tonight? (INL)
ME: .....*guzzling more PBR. I'm gonna need it, trust me*....what ya mean "get in", kid?
KID: (INL) Uuuuuhhh you know, spots like that Shining Wizard, or your elbow drop to the groin? (INL)
ME: *stopping my prematch workout of peanuts and Pabst Blue Ribbon and the occasional toke of fine leaf* Kid, listen to me close. I ain't gonna NEED to get in anything out there tonight. In fact, ya might wanna tell me what YOU wanna "get in", 'cuz yer gonna need me ta make it look good fer ya. My job tonight is ta lose, ta do the job and make you look like a wrestlin' GOD....but nuthin' says I gotta make it EASY fer ya. Kid, tonight yer gettin' yer ass kicked, plain and simple. I may be losin' the match tonight, but yer damn sure gonna pay for it, savvy? That's called "payin' yer dues" kid, and nobody that works with Ol' Skrote skates by 'em without me gettin' my fair share. So, what do ya wanna get in out there tonight kid?
*resume guzzling beers and shelling peanuts to munch*
KID: (He ain't got nuthin'. Walks away, no doubt to bitch to the promoter.)
So look here you lot. Sometimes yer gonna have to get your ass kicked; get out there and do the job. Take the beating. Life demands we sometimes gotta get our ass handed to us just for a little shine, ya dig? Shut up, make yer plan, and just do the job. Because the ones kickin' yer ass got a job ta do also, savvy? And believe me, that's often a hell of a beating; I know, I'm the guy makin' them look amazing...doin' the goddamned job!
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.