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Hello everyone, hear in this article I will be making a daily auction with the asses of players in e-sim due to the terrific idea
Traasor gave me. E-sim Maxima right now has been filled with wars, angers, and lots of activity and tension so here on this article I hope to break the ice of everyone and start selling your asses. Yes, that's right, we are going to sell the asses of players and I will put the price of players who wants to put their asses up for sale here on this article. So if you ever wanted to own someone's ass here in maxima, maybe a friend, an enemy, a congress member, a President, maybe a game operator, an SGO, or maybe even an admin (if they offer their ass for sale), Well here is the place you are looking for.
On a second article i will put up a list of all the players who owns asses and whose asses they own. This is to keep track whose asses have been sold, to who it was sold and for bragging rights I suppose.
Rules to Follow
Ow, you didn't think this was all free right? Where's the fun in that? Everyone could just go around buying everyone else's ass as long as they have the necessary. No no no, we should keep it fair and alive for everyone to participate. So, to keep the fun going, here are the rules in this ass selling article:
1.) Players can only buy someone's ass once every other day just like a spa or vacation buff. You can only buy once and if you have bought one today, you cannot buy another one until the next day chance after tomorrow. (Got it? Just treat it like a spa/ vac buff and that's how it goes, you get ass debuffed in next day change which unables the player to buy any asses on the market.)
2.) You can only sell your own ass for what you are worth. Want to figure out how much your ass is worth? Continue reading below so you can calculate your ass. (This is to not have too many people give their asses worth more value than it should be, remember this is e-sim, so your ass will be worth depending on your player's worth here in e-sim.)
3.) Now to make this fair for everyone, as some people like to kill the fun of things because there will always be those who wants to see the world burn.
I'm talking about the people who don't want to sell their asses but want to become ass owners.
You can't be an owner of asses if you don't sell your own ass and you can't buy your own ass as well.
So if you don't want your ass to be sold off to one of the common folk, better find yourself a buyer fast.
3.) If you own someone's ass, you have a 10% ass fee which should be calculated in the next time you buy an ass.
This is how it works:
Let's say you bought Ass 1 for 20g. The next time you buy an ass which will be on the 2nd dc from today, you will have an Ass fee of 10% of the total value of all the current asses you currently own added to the next ass you buy.
So 10% of Ass 1 is 2g, this means that if you want to buy Ass 2 which is being sold at 10g, you have to have 12g in your pockets to buy Ass 2. To buy Ass 3, which is sold at 10g, you would need to have 13g in your pockets. (10% of total Ass Worth which currently is 3g from the 30g total ass value from Ass 1 + Ass 2) And so on the more you buy asses.
More asses=greater taxes the next time you buy
Where is the ass fee from? -you might ask
Well it's from owning too many asses than you already have.
(Seriously though, the Ass Fee is to keep players from using the same gold they used to buy their previous asses to buy new ones once their debuff is out, since we won't technically be paying any real gold in this as this is just for fun)
Calculating your ass fee (in table format)
So, I didn't exactly know how to calculate ass fee and the only thing I could use to make a formula was to use the medal system and achievement system. Here is a table of my own creation of values made with number of medals and achievements as of now.
| Medal | Description | Ass Value |
| Congress Medal | Wow_You became a congress member for your country_I wonder if you ran for the medal or the glory? Take a pick_but since you got elected_I will give your ass some worth | 0.5g |
| President Medal | Wow-You became one tough nut huh? Being the head of the country- tell me- did ya go off with your orgs money already? That is harder than congress and you can steal more so I will give your ass some worth | 1g |
| Super Soldier Medal | Nice work soldier- keep training and get your ass bootyful and ready for combat! | 1g |
| Inviters Medal | Got a lot of friends aye? Or are those just minions? For your work still-I will give your ass some worth | 0.5g |
| Subscribers Medal | Look at all your fans adoring your ass-your ass is already famous- you sure you still want more? | 1g |
| Hard Worker Medal | Props to you for working your ass of 24/7- Here is your cheap ass salary for the month-now get back to work | 1g |
| Battle Hero Medal | You love hunting asses too much that you cannot stop getting these medals- well its easy to hunt asses so here is your worth | 0.1g |
| Resistance War Medal | You just have to resist those asses-huh? Well-for resisting the temptation so much- here is your asses worth | 0.5g |
| Tester Medal | Testing asses is no easy task and its hard to find something hard with those asses-here is your worth | 1g |
| Tournament Medal | You love asses too much that you even found yourself an ass tournament-whats worst? You joining it and winning- You have guts so here is your worth | 0.2g |
| Achievements | You even pride yourself with ass achievements and even proclaim it to everyone-here is some worth for that | 0.05g |
Special Ass Worth for Special People
| Rank | Ass Worth |
| GO | 5g |
| SGO | 10g |
| GOA | 20g |
Note
The gold value I placed on medals depended on rarity, bh medals are easier to get which was why I gave it a lower gold value than the others. Also, I have achievements some value since medals aren't easy to get, at least that way everyone has worth. Each ass worth for each medal, the more medals and achievements, the more ass value you gain. Oh, and if you think your ass is worth more than medals and achievements, feel free to offer and give your reason why you think your ass is worth that much, if it's an acceptable reason, I will include it in the list of offered asses.
Also, to make keeping up of ass taxeseasier, if your ass worth has a decimal on it, round it up to the nearest ones. So if your ass worth was 12.5g, it would become 13g.
(Example: Your ass worth in medals and achievements amount up to 5g only, you think you are worth more than that because you have accomplished more like being MoFa, Mod, and etc. You then tell people that your ass worth is 10g. Another is on you being popular, think you have fans all over e-sim? Then raise your ass price! We do love celebrities.)
If you think ass worth in medals and achievements is too high or too low, comment below what you think prices should be or if you have better way to calculate ass price, comment that below as well because this is your ass for sale here.
Easy right? Here's the ass formula in paper view.
Buying of Asses
This is the fun part as everyone will have the opportunity to buy asses and we will keep track of whose asses have been sold to which people through another article I will make containing full lists of Owners and whose asses they have owned.
Don't worry, because you can sell your current asses to other people if ever you think you don't like someone's ass anymore. Or if your tax is too high that you can't buy any more asses due to having no more gold. You can sell it off to other people for either cheaper price or higher price depending on you just like any other product on the market. It is the owner's will what to do with the asses they own.
So, how to buy an ass exactly? Well, you have to understand that all asses will be sold at gold value so if you want to buy an ass, you need to show that you have that much gold value at hand.
Example
We are putting Ass 1 for sale for 10g. To buy it, you simply screen capture your money or prove it through MM or any way to show that you have that amount in hand in the current time you are buying.
This is to make sure people aren't cheating by lying they have said amount when in fact they are broke. Ofcourse you only have to show it to me so I can update the list of who has who's ass. So message me through ingame message or irc for this transaction to happen. Just put up an offer on MM with crazy amount so no one will buy just to prove you have that amount of gold in hand or you can screencap your current gold in hand along with the time as well as your profile to make sure it's yours.
Example of me buying an ass
Here I show how much gold I have, time, and profile.
Simple right? Now start selling and buying asses people, Don't be an Ass, Just sell your ass.
You practically lose nothing in this and we all have some laughs seeing people owning our asses.
To make it more competitive, we can put up rewards in the end as well possibly if this becomes a thing and people donate gold or something to have a prize for whoever owns the most ass worth by the end of the duration of this ass auction, depends on how long this gets and if this becomes a thing here in maxima.
Happy ass selling and enjoy buying people's ass off.
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Asses for Sale (Day 44) (8 years ago)
About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
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